Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
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