DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Farmville is her only friend.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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