Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
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had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
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Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
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