So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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