I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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