The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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