I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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