But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
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i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
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These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
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