Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
As shirtless as possible
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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