Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
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there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
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I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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