Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
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Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
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he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
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