the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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