OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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