soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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