Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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