You're completely useless in the revolution.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
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