Soap is not a condiment
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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