I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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