Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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