i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
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So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
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I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
Randomize