i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
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just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
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Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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