there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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