just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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