ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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