I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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