I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
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