I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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