Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
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its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
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Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
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There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
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