Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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