Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
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How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
I want her autograph on my taint
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onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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