so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
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Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
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2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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