I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
im drinking this country out of the recession.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
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That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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