Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Randomize