so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
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he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
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Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.