I love black thongs
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
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so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
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I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.