How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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