Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
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i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
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I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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