Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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