Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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