If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Randomize
