is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
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By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
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Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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