She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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