My nipple is on Facebook.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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