just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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