There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Bang-toberfest begins!!
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
i think i just lost a toe
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
