hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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