Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize