If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
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You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
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I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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