she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
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