Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
there is puke in my bra ... again
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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