sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
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my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
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I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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