Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
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sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
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Boobs are out for the taking
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Randomize