No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
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