I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
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I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
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He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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