You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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